if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
Laura out <3
[About me written by ~coulsonsvintagecards]
You should also go check out my babies. They're all beautiful people!
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
"The Natmobile". Totally naming my next car that.
TWO YEARS AGO IN MY SCIENCE CLASS MY SCIENCE TEACHER WAS SHOWING US AN EXPERIMENT WHICH INVOLVED MATCHES. WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE MATCHES THEY WERE DIFFERENT COLOURS. I TURNED TO MY FRIEND AND SAID “I GUESS THEY DON’T MATCH UP.” THAT WAS THE DAY MY FRIEND NEARLY DIED.
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
what movie is this
it’s a britsh tv show called ‘horrible histories’ and it’s fucking amazing
but i thought this was hetalia
that wasn’t very star trek of you
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian